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darkcrow and yagskie right now Only 7 clips left, and then it’s all done…unfortunately we left the hardest clips for last, so this will be the porn equivalent of climbing Mt. Doom… …if you don’t hear from us for a while,
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? James Cameron wants to team up with Mythbusters to prove that Jack and Rose both surviving in Titanic would not have been very likely no matter how you look at it. Till then, here are a couple of things to keep in mind&helli
excuse me i can die happy
rohosub: Chastity solution for the die-hard enthusiast. This one is done by making an urethral re-route. In plain text this is a surgical procedure where you create a new peehole underneath/behind the scrotum. Doing so will of course make it necessary
I wanna have sex with Burroughs and then die.
“Does Loki cry?” “I didn’t die to let you cry all the time”
psalmbadillo: So, our Armory was decorated with various thank yous from children last drill. I thought they were so sweet! And then I came upon this one: THOSE DAMN FRENCH So, naturally, this one is the company’s favorite. It’s taped up in the
mom, aunt, cousin … and then die.
Clearly, if you don’t love this…. then die or something.
fashionsexandchrisbrown: umm—no: fuckwithbreezy: KILL ME NOW. I have now died. I just pee’d on myself doe lmfaoooo . ummm ok did anyone else stare at her @1:59 & then died laughing, came back to life just to die again when she said “Team
thepixelnoir: The animal inside, let it live then die
angryladies: Honestly, Pearl is the anti-Snape Oh, the woman I loved chose to be with someone else and then died tragically? I guess I’d better LOVE AND NURTURE HER SON
saskyang:@dashingicecream did u know i would die for callie ( •̀ ᵕ •́ ♥)
holy shit i got my second D.VA PoTG just now and I didn’t even nerf, i killed the entire enemy team but we still lost cause my TEAM SUCKED LMFAO they all died and left me alone and we lost the objective but its ok cause imagine everyone getting “killed
My face when I saw this. This guy literally got me into drawing clop. This blog would not exist without him. hbjdusahsjfs *dies*
twcgentleman13:“Straight lines go too quickly to appreciate the pleasures of the journey. They rush straight to their target and then die in the very moment of their triumph without having thought, loved, suffered or enjoyed themselves…It is another
thatantifeministpug: If you truly believe that meninist is an actual movement then there’s no hope for you. If you truly believe that transgender freaks are a real thing, then you need mental help
Then I’ll be all pumped up and someone will say “Dr.Jeff! Dr.Jeff! the NWO has got some sh*t on that truck!” and I’ll be like…Then I’ll free all the slaves they have working to uncover the Pyramid (if there aren’t any I’ll get
Jesse Owens died of cancer you say? Way back then before processed food, chemtrails, artificial hormones in all the food, uranium in the tap water, Hepatitis B vaccines, cell phones, the carcinogenic plastic the cell phone is made out of, dental x-rays,
If there is a dome…then how do we break it, how to we get to the other side without dying first, don’t have to break it to pass through it I’m sure. We need to get the the south pole or at least the north pole, I’m sure there
shiny-seoul: keviwhore: foreverakissme: kim-eli: ttalgiya: U-Kiss version requested~So, what’d u get? :3 Want more? Click here to check out the other groups i’ve done~ ^^ ELI STARED AT ME THEN LOOKED INTO MY EYES AND SAID “I LOVE YOU”
miikachu: i’m looking for someone that ignites my soul, until then i’m just chilling.
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
spacehussy: so at one point Runya requested I draw Shanks, then it sort of spiraled into drawing out this weird shit Pell said a while back and well this is what we ended up with
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
Then I'll Remain A Fool All My Life
austindame99: What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.
mymindpalaceisatardis: liebelied: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: fuckin cuties OHGOD I DIDN’T GET IT AND THEN I DID
hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg
multimusehideout: luckied: multimusehideout replied to your post “I have been watching Ouran High school Host Club for the second time…” //OMG I LOVED that one. *throws his Kyoya muse at you whenever you want to… just because* //*makes dying
hartslagen: robdowneyjr: robdowneyjr: can you ask someone out by saying, ‘i ship us’ or is that weird and then propose by saying, ‘let’s become canon’ #then die in each other’s arms saying ‘we are endgame’
semeinside: It’s annoying to wait, your life is already over… You die here. It was good while it lasted. We killed some boredom, didn’t we? Just a reminder that Yagami Light dies on 01/28/2013 in the anime.
bumbarbie: tittytaytay: clarknokent: sheopatra: kingpushatits: kingofhispaniola: chiief-x: preach Guess IMA die of cancer wasn’t hard to make this decision at all Hahaha When they tell me I have cancer “well you know what I been doin”
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
die-hijikata: [D-40] gintoki and tsukuyo walk tall. your face isn’t ugly. it’s a pretty face carrying a clean soul. - gintoki
to-be-dead-or-to-be: Me: i don’t want to be myself anymoreAnxiety: then overthink every part of your lifeAnorexia: then starve and get thinDepression: then die
Mr.Feelgood
munroesdream: iamrushin: aniyalatah: thetrippytrip: at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then.. Whose child is that lmfaoooooo Lmao i was trying to think of words ending in re then died. @snowhitespimp 😂😂😂😂 I can’t
nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die i wanna fuck and then die cicadas the lot of you
gigglincactus:*Keeps taking photos of himself and his friends’ butts in the middle of a fight**Dies**Has long ranged weapons**Runs towards enemies to punch them in the face and then dies*
mfpen: dehydratedshrimp: This is happening in my town BOOST THIS. Get a free pit bull today with medical records and all. Dont let em die the shelters full COME ON. Bay area to LA come help the dogs out ! Booost!!!!
divination: my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
Rich people must live totally different lives to us. What’s their goal/purpose? Ours is to go to school then to uni or get a job learn to drive buy a house have kids keep working and living then die and our only life goal really is that you might
fahdes: You are so anxious about the future that you do not enjoy the present. You therefore do not live in the present or the future. You live as if you are never going to die, and then die having never really lived. — Dalai Lama
xerv33: thikchikcity3: I would choose to die cuz I ain’t riding that Same here uuuffaaaaahhh I’d rather die of natural causes 50 yrs from then dying under that tonage of ass disaster
Then die!!!!!!
today me and darfin worked on his camaro and I helped fix up the brakes and make the brake pads, rotor and caliper all nice again and then it was pouring rain so luckily we were in the barn THEN to reward me for all my wonderful help he took me to look
sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs or likes my stuff cause then I’m like “crap! she sees all the weird as hell things I blog lawddd”
no really, going to bed cause I know I'ma die at school tomorrow GOOD NIGHT <3
i'm glad i didn't die before i met you.
Playing FTL everything is goin’ good get really far then die because missiles are great So great that I have nothing to fight those anti missile drones so i die because missiles And that’s ok restart start in a nebula NOPE NOW I QUIT
irgendwoanders: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. They burst into flame when it is time for them to die, and then they are reborn from the ashes.
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends
naps-and-tortillas: College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5
samapitongzabala: what if tenzin was by aang’s side when he was dying and then aang’s last words for tenzin was “…Bison.” and then dies
thetonraq: samapitongzabala: what if tenzin was by aang’s side when he was dying and then aang’s last words for tenzin was “…Bison.” and then dies *sheds single tear*
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